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@Inferno_V: A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused.
@FilthyRichmond: Pregnant women go through a "nesting" phase where they make a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed.
@murrman5: I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*
@julie2288: 90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it.