@cigarin: Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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@wickedsuga: *buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn
@philmann: [me narrating a documentary about narrators] "I can't hear what they're saying cuz I'm talking"
@ch000ch: ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling "ME" before every sentence