@trevso_electric: Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person.
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@Ygrene: yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the jerk who went speeding past you pulled over by a cop like one mile down the road
@KeetPotato: *gives gf a small gift wrapped box* "aww what's this, youre so sweet" *opens it* "wait, is this my toothbrush?" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN
@sliver_of: I hate it when after installing a new app, it automatically puts it on the home screen. Like no. You have to earn that place. Now sit back down.