@jeffswarens: Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@QwertyJones3: A girl called me "sir" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times.
@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*