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@ericsshadow: [talking to son on the phone]

"I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police"

I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all.

[talking to son on the phone]

“I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police”

I’m sorry. We’ve been very busy with the holidays and all.

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