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@internetluke: [talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill]
"No"
What?
"You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"
*places $50 back in my pocket*

[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill]
“No”
What?
“You can’t sit in the Kangaroos pouch”
*places $50 back in my pocket*

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