@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.
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@Cpin42: My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!
@tastefactory: There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.