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@UncleDuke1969: *taps Canadian
*mumbles "Apple starts with..."
"Eh?"
*whispers "Your blood type?"
"Eh?"
*mutters "Best grade?"
"Eh?"
*giggles
*runs away

*taps Canadian
*mumbles “Apple starts with…”
“Eh?”
*whispers “Your blood type?”
“Eh?”
*mutters “Best grade?”
“Eh?”
*giggles
*runs away

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