@ConcernedSirGuy: Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos.
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@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
@shesxridiculous: If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic.
@juliussharpe: Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you.
@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.