@ConcernedSirGuy: Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos.
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@_Shizzle: I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
@longwall26: I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh.
@thatcarlygirl: [cashier training, day 1] "Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."
@tastefactory: Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*