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@VeganZebra: *tattoo parlor*
ARTIST: What do you want?
ME: Surprise me
*He tattoos the word 'hiccup'*
ME: Why did y-
ARTIST: BOO!
*the tattoo disappears*

*tattoo parlor*
ARTIST: What do you want?
ME: Surprise me
*He tattoos the word ‘hiccup’*
ME: Why did y-
ARTIST: BOO!
*the tattoo disappears*

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