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@Gre_Gone: Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about?
@AndrewNadeau0: HER: I think we should see other people.
ME: *Looks around scared* Can…can you not see any of them?
@VaguelyFunnyDan: Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips
@sarahkendzior: Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day. Now saving so he can see what a newspaper was.
@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
@KevinBuffalo: My wife is:
1) Am amazing mom and a great friend
2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with
3) Now following me on Twitter