@CarriePotter_: #tbt that time i killed a bug and traumatized a child.
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@Surgyen: Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession.
@Juicedballs: *Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*
@gerryhallcomedy: A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as "ruthless" since then. People are pissed.