@robolollycop: Teach a man to fish and he will evolve to become so skilled at it that he destroys the ocean and kills every last fish. Nice one education.
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@MoistPork: My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help.
@EndhooS: Kangaroo: SOMEONE TOOK MY BABY 911: try to remain calm Kangaroo: PLEASE FIND MY...wait.. 911: was it in your- Kangaroo: it was in my pocket
@That_Damn_Duck: How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat