@ehchinoo: Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard
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@Phook75: Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to.
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@Playing_Dad: [3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night. Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old.