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@WildeThingy: Teacher "Hi, why are you here?"
Me "Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?"
Teacher "Yes and you're off to a really bad start."

Teacher “Hi, why are you here?” 
Me “Um, isn’t this the beginners’ philosophy class?” 
Teacher “Yes and you’re off to a really bad start.”