@LMaretta: 6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job.

@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff

@Sarcasticsapien: Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still.

@AdriannaLaCervx: This whole "parenting a teenager" thing isn't really working out. I'm going to tell him I just want to be friends.

@DBMaxP: Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is "good" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!