@T_Bonezzz_: When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me
@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?
@djdarrellripley: Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology?
Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says.
@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
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