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@inmynewskin: Teacher: you can be anything you want
Me: Beyonce
Her: well, not that
(we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...)
Me: Hi I'm Beyonce

Teacher: you can be anything you want 
Me: Beyonce 
Her: well, not that 
(we stare at each other blankly for 17 min…)
Me: Hi I’m Beyonce

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