@Just__J0: Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again.
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@junejuly12: Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'
@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
@okimstillhungry: Gets 5 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired Gets 8 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired and I'm late for work
@imteddybless: something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care