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@truegritrumble: (Teaching Kid to Ride a Bike)
KID:Dad, I'm scared
ME:It's okay. The closest tree is a mile away
TREE:*rushes up to kid and clotheslines him*

(Teaching Kid to Ride a Bike)
KID:Dad, I’m scared
ME:It’s okay. The closest tree is a mile away
TREE:*rushes up to kid and clotheslines him*

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