@MadamBetteNoire: Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table.
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@Book_Krazy: How can we make people tell the truth? "Lets make them put one hand on a book & the other on their chest. That'll scare the shit out of em"
@XplodingUnicorn: I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
@DaddyJew: 7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss
@AmericanGent69: Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them. Me: Not true. I love both equally. Mary: Thanks Dad Mistake: I hate you