@IGotsSmarts: Tear gas is the saddest gas.
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@RoosterMustache: Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply.
@jakob_huber: *meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* "What's this?" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.