@simoncholland: *Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*
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@kirbys4losers: Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk.
@Holy_Mowgli: BOSS: you're fired ME: please give me another chance, I'm struggling to put food on the table BOSS: that's the problem…you're the worst waiter I've ever hired
@Smethanie: Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor
@Heartblakekid15: My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink.