@better_off_dad: Technically, it's not road rage once you pull into their living room.
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@MollyCocktail: Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
@jobrowneyes: Can Twitter come up with relationship statuses like FB? -Married and spouse knows about account -Married but acts single -Single and getting some -Single and jealous of people getting some -Registered sex offender
@theshantilly: Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME