@lorigonzalez28: Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi "May I have the definition?" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?
@Fred_Delicious: [rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - "that was an accident can I have my egg back please"
@tehaveragejoel: things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma.
@LaceyNycole: Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*