@InternetHippo: technically true but not a great slogan
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@Rollmaninoz: *Drops son at preschool* Son: I love you daddy *tears up* *3pm picks son up* S: love you Ms H, love you stuffed toy Me: oh I see how it is
@thenatewolf: THE CHIEF: It was a mission, you weren't supposed to let it get personal. ME: [kissing a missile] We're getting married.
@KimMonte10: Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot