@xosm: Technology: the world is at your fingertips, you can accomplish anything!
@behindyourback: Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space
@TheJamieLee: Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, "Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."
@E_lok44: Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit.
@theshamingofjay: If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad.
@SamuelHLowe: - I'd like to make a reservation.
- Matthew McConaughey.
- Can you spell that for me?