@xosm: Technology: the world is at your fingertips, you can accomplish anything!
@SequelsWeWant: Batman V Superman 2:
Both men agree their last battle was too destructive
They settle their differences by playing Uno
Loser leaves earth
@RunwayDan: I told my wife I wanted a ferret, and the very idea made her so mad that for a second I thought I had mistakenly brought home a ferret.
@FrenulumBreve: BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment.
ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain..
@Adar79Angie: When you say, "save me some nachos" and I say, "okay" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying "I'll never let go"..as she lets go.
@emireecraire: Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter