@RandiLawson: Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is
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@IvoryGazelle: do singers know a song will be big beforehand? like that snow white hi-ho song, no way those lil' dudes knew, they were just mining and shit
@Cheeseboy22: My wife told me we need a new bathroom scale a week ago, but today she let me know that it wasn't something she wanted for Valentine's Day.
@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@ch000ch: i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away.