@RandiLawson: Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is
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@VeganZebra: *walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?
@flashember: COP: someone's been cutting everyone's christmas lights but not yours ME: i have no idea why a crustacean- i mean person would do that [my pet lobster Susan slowly puts her big pincer behind her back]
@IamEnidColeslaw: today I went for a run & a homeless guy was like WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM & I was like EVERYTHING