@torrami: Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was
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@david8hughes: "Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-" "Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."