@slimmy_shady: Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?
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@SteveDutzy: I don't mind when a waitress says, "Is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying
@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...
@notalogin: Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here.