@slimmy_shady: Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?
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@Izianikapani: Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.