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@50NerdsofGrey: 'Tell me you want me' he ordered.
'I want you' she said.
'Now tell me you need me.'
'I need you' she sighed.
She hated calling tech support.

‘Tell me you want me’ he ordered.
‘I want you’ she said.
‘Now tell me you need me.’
‘I need you’ she sighed.
She hated calling tech support.

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