@slimmy_shady: Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out.
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@JessObsess: [Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black "You don't have to say black" I'll have a large coffee, African American
@girlposts: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house