@slimmy_shady: Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out.
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@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@BackrowSeats: I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon.
@brianbowman73: I give new meaning to the word "awesome." At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.