@GrumpyyCat: Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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@ArchiePeeler: Hostess: It's a 15 minute wait. May I have your name? Me: Baron Von Gerhardt, heir to the throne of Osterburken. Hostess: Me: Write it down.
@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
@MsSweetTeaz: Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day