@GrumpyyCat: Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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@ericsshadow: ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice.
@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
@CulturedRuffian: No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family.