@living_marble: Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
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@Mothpete: I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly.