@alisha_foley: Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better.
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@mantej: PRO TIP: Name your first child "butter", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say "I can't believe it's not butter!”
@ThaJawn: I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about
@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window
@Tommytoughstuff: [I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] "I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"