@alisha_foley: Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better.
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@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.
@AGreaterMonster: So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter.