@knot_eye: Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
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@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@SamGrittner: If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, "this'll do"
@SeanEmeny: I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me