@Ghetto_Trophy: Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.
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@13spencer: A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police.
@BrettDruck: I don't like when they use "late" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead.
@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
@bobvulfov: GPS: left—left again—take another left—ur gonna want to take this left—stay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here