@Ghetto_Trophy: Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.
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@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
@ninatreemonkey: If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms
@stephenjmolloy: [Gameshow] Host: "You are one question away from our grand prize. How do you feel?" Me: "With my hands." Host: "Correct!" *crowd goes nuts*