@Ghetto_Trophy: Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.
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@fart: if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas
@TheUnfitFather: My family wanted a Disney experience so I charged them $150 to stand in a line for three hours before taking our daughter to the bathroom.
@TheToddWilliams: ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No