@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.

@thatcarlygirl: "So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too." - Dogs

@rzarosco: Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?

@ceejoyner: (One of my sons murders the other) hey cut the crap. both of you. knock it off

@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.