@TitansHomer: According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago.
@jimpjorps: really makes you think
@ch000ch: hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Now what's the rule, son?
11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper.
Me: You're learning...
@imVig: Thief: Did u see me rob this bank?nTeller: well, yes!nn*Teller shot in the head*nThief: DID U SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?nMe: No. But my wife did!
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