@BDGarp: Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone.
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@Dishy2101: Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all.
@o__0Dev: Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
@CakeThrottle: I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.