@BDGarp: Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone.
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@LucTabone: My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician.
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@Book_Krazy: *sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* "You know what makes me mad?" HUB: *points to self*