@weinerdog4life: Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine
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@katvonwitt: Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works.
@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@beliz69: Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, "Yes, honey I do."