@weinerdog4life: Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine
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@BradBroaddus: Wife: I want to see some snow. Me: You might get to see 3 to 4 inches tonight. Wife: I'd rather see snow.
@GoldenSpirals: Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal.