@MsLighthouseCat: Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken.
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@TheBoydP: Interviewer: Any questions? Me: If Bruno Mars had a sex change operation would he change his name to Bruno Venus?
@ilovepie84: Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome.
@Jack_Wagon1: If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.