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@XplodingUnicorn: Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it?

Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

Texas principal: If that’s a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it?

Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

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