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Where the vegan menu item is chicken.
@pmarca: Best observation on financial markets that anyone has ever made or will ever make:
@Reverend_Scott: My favorite oxymorons:
1. Jumbo shrimp.
2. Act natural.
3. Boneless ribs.
4. Civil war.
5. Freezer burn.
6. Adult male.
7. Happy marriage.
@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message.
CW: I'm standing right in front of yo...
@mariokeyparty: Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying