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@77StephanieG77: Text from mom: How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in.

Mom: Your room is ready.

Me: No, your uterus!

Mom: Steph you drink too much

Text from mom: How’s my baby girl?

Me: I’m moving back in.

Mom: Your room is ready.

Me: No, your uterus!

Mom: Steph you drink too much

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