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@Sassafrantz: [text]
"Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"
Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now.
"Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"

[text] 
“Just saw this! I’d love to go to dinner!”
Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. 
“Bring ’em! Sister Wives is my jam!”

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