@Bownuggets: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room

@mattZillaaaa: *opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family

@Bob_Janke: If you spend "up to $9000" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by.

@Shock_Monster: I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight...

@deardilettante: How's it going? "I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye.