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@3sunzzz: [text]

H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame?

M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line.

[text]

H: I’m at Lowes, how wide is the door frame?

M: I measured, it’s 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line.

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