@_davidlucas_: Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse.
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@GingerHotDish: I want a Viking funeral when I die...complete with sticks, marshmallows and chocolate for the attendees. What? I'm sure that's traditional.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: I had to call some kid's mom last night to tell her he's selling pot, and that it's waaay overpriced.
@Just_Lee_: Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words.