@_davidlucas_: Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse.
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@beerfartchamp: I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
@RealDMK: Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy
@CornOnTheGoblin: [tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck
@TwoSapphiresBlu: Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret.