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@LostFelicia: He said I was sent from above, but I wasn't sure if he meant angelic, or shit out of a bird.
@fridaycandy: At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start?"
@tweetsvisual: I need some sun on this skin. I'm starting to look whiter than a Fleetwood Mac concert.