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@murrman5: *texts son "dont say me" as wife heads to his bedroom*
wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?

*texts son “dont say me” as wife heads to his bedroom*
wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?

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