@NickSwardson: Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling "YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it.
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@chuuew: As the zombies swarm, I ask for one last selfie. By the time they realise their dead flesh won't activate the touch screen, I'm long gone.
@Dee_Aye_Bee: *getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here.
@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
@OakHill_: Me: *turns on game Wife: *turns on vacuum Me: *turns volume to max Wife: Me: Wife: Wife: *runs vacuum slowly in front of television