@CulturedRuffian: Thank God all of Texas can un-pucker again while they sleep.
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@Marlebean: They say a long, tight hug releases endorphins to make you feel calm and happy. I think the guy in front of me at this DMV would disagree.
@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means