@CulturedRuffian: Thank God all of Texas can un-pucker again while they sleep.
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@QwertyJones3: TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific
@dooce: A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons.
@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.